5 a sides, 11 a sides, 25 a side (memories of school playground footie). Supporting Scotland at everything from tiddley winks to bog snorkelling. SFL Div 1 and SFL Div 2 are the divisions to watch this year. Who would have thought that East Stirlingshire would have as many fans in Norway as ManU? It really is a strange world.
What are these super duper scoreboards for, if not displaying goal scorers or subbies or cards? Stuck at the opposing goal end nowhere near a PA speaker, how are folk supposed to follow the game - what's next, taking your own binoculars?
Know football? Check. Own an anorak? Check. Got 3 mates? Check.
Do a 30 yard screamer and register for Aberdeen's first public fitba quiz at www.ultimatesportsquiz.com