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Wibble

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  1. Me - apparently. Mind you, The UK will have merely a token presence if we - as I expect we will - opt to bomb the already ####ed Syria. Still, it will all help when we sit down to share the oil spoils. Cynic - me?
  2. Aye, pished, had a late drink and Margaret, who is a tidy burd after 35 years is in charge, so i"ll crack on and go for it - says it's bed time... Have you see how horny she is? - means it's bed time. So is it bed time? Nah... just feed the cats!!! It's bed time! xxx
  3. Donny if you met Orrloon - you'd kiss each over tae death!. Donny - Ya Africaaans - you'd get it, ya hot bitch! (Orraloon - nae chance - ay yankie doodle!!!) EEEEEk!
  4. The world is full of wnakers... (sp) but the 'lost tribe of guid cnuts' are most of us - aye?
  5. Where the fekkk have you been? You are as regular here as Haley's Comet! (Get a grip!!!) And get well soon!. x
  6. Bairn - 18 - was taken in on a 999 on Thursday with A MASSIVE OVER NORMAL TEMP. - Caps - oops!) The prognosis was - initiallly - Meniningitis - we shat oorsel's! Computer said 'no' and they went for tonsilitis and she was discharged on Saturday... only to go dehydrated and fainting. Re-admitted on Sunday - BUPA - and found to be Glandular fever wiv massive dehidration... and on lines for rehydration, painkillers and liquid everything... Think yersel's lucky Scotland is better that this - private and public health -wise. Bairn is at home, trying to take fluids -no joke or I'll twat ye! She ate some soup, the night - I'm a happy daddy. xxx
  7. Having a bad yin today - and It's St. Andrew's day tomorrow.
  8. This! Never really been a fan of haggis but I was out in Grange-over-Sands (Cumbria) on Friday, and this looked the mutt's nuts - it was superb. (FTR: it may well have been Rover's gonads but it was nice all the same.)
  9. I'm really thirsty and don't know where my next bottle of vodka is coming from - I like orange Jusoda too...
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