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  • Birthday 08/14/1984

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  1. This and previous quotes about past glories. not having a go, but its all about hopes and dreams... I was giving young saints fans a roasting on our recent, short lived but still a novelty to me, European tours when they were complaining about our lack of progress in Europe , when I told them that this was as good as it gets and feckin enjoy it. I compared our recent European sojourns , poor as they might be, to Aberdeen, Celtic, Rangers, Dundee, Hibs, Hearts and Dundee United fans who will never ever ever ever achieve in Europe what they did in the past. Ever. I told them ' Guys this is our glory days 'Saints will likely never be better that this ... But all the other Scottish teams fans listed above will always look backward to what they achieved before and be fecked by there fore fathers achievements, as great as they were. This past 6 years and even now ....we're the best we've ever been!!! Relish the moment!
  2. I had one on my back for a while... then we we won the Scottish cup! ?
  3. The murder or killing of a fellow human being, call it what you want, can only be the act of an irrational, destabilised person. Destabilised by mental defect or by political or religious brain washing. Either way it's still an insane act that any normal stable person, with all their facilities intact, would find abhorant. I've always found it strange that some people can avoid a straight 'murder' charge, on the strength of being mentally incapable, and use it as a viable excuse, while others who takes another persons life and termed normal, don't qualify as insane? Surely whatever, you have to be physchologically deranged at some level to take another's life.
  4. I have at least one in section 13
  5. I'm about to start laying out my Scotland national dress in advance of Glasgow and Slovakia. I've made a check list to make sure I don't forget any of the required attire Glengarry - complete with lots of wee badges from every away game I've been to, and many I haven't, so that I've got instant respect. Argentina 78 obviously takes pride of place even though I was born in 77. Amongst the badges you'll find other allegiances like YES and Irn Bru. Maybe a funny Tufty Club or Blue Peter badge too. More importantly it charts all the Ted Christopher, Andy Chung and Tartan Doc gigs I've attended. The luxurious and impressively tall feathers that adorn it with such impressive effect were hand plucked from birds poached from every Scottish estate in the hands of murdering English and foreign landowners. Gillies shirt - dark green and embarrassingly tight to show off my impressive girth... with real leather laces and a huge floppy collar. Braw. Kilt. The orange one with rampant lions. Shows I'm not too much of traditionalist and hip with the trends. It's cool. Kilt belt - with extra holes punched to accommodate my famous girth. The leather is crafted from Aberdeen Angus bull skin and embossed with the words to 'doe a deer'. Belt buckle - hewn from cut offs from the Forth Rail Bridge and that big crane at Finnieston. It was smelted at Falkirk and sculptured by Andy Scott using the same method with which he created the Kelpies. It will soon be on display at the new Dundee V&A. Pipers jacket- thick, felted and gloriously adorned with silver braid and exactly 1314 buttons. Freedom! Sporran- made from road kill from every region of Scotland. Includes the furs of otter, deer, arctic fox, beaver, wolf, badger, seal, wild cat, pine martin, red squirrel, bear, Glesga Cat and other rare and endangered Scottish species that only I am legally qualified to wear. The cantle is pure gold sourced from my own mine in the hills above Tyndrum. Sporran chain - each link is embossed with the name of every foot soldier murdered at Culloden. Bastards. Kilt pin - a thing of beauty. Crafted from Iona silver it depicts scenes representing the degradation my fellow scots have endured under 300 years of English subjugation. Underpants. Aye right! My balls have been exposed to such low temperatures that they've shrunk to such microscopic size I've been invited to shoot them around the hadron collider. ...and my penis is countersunk. Socks - representing the heritage of the northern islands they're knitted from a unique blend of wool harvested from the rare sheep and goats only found running feral on the cliffs of St Kilda, Fair Isle and Foula . When they get damp from the dew dripping from my crotch they repel every known species of biting midge. Shoes. Brogues. With segs embossed with saltires, lion rampants and thistles so I leave the iconic imprints of Scotland in every city we march. Fags - Regal Hipper- Rusty nail. Sorted.
  6. ....and the lottery cash injection since the USA Olympics was a massive bonus (ball) oops I see this has been mentioned ?
  7. Reminds me of the daft Canadian sketch show in the 80's that featured 'cross country wrestling' and 'bowlfing' where competitors bowled ten pin balls round a golf course? Canoe heads too. and 'I'm squashing your head!' (sorry went off topic) ?
  8. "Such a parcel of rogues in a nation." banned by Wings too.
  9. Admiral Sir James Bumhole-Nugget. "Sailors have families and gardens just like everybody else, so often the sequencing of ships is such that they come in towards the end of June, July time for a wee holiday and then redeploy in September with a nice tan, and that's actually good planning because sailors get home for a wee rest and it keeps them happy and in the Navy, just don't tell those pesky Ruskies.
  10. If he's got a few hours on his hands get him to run for President.?? ...you can be his campaign manager! ?
  11. It doesn't take a genius around here to work out who each other is! Good to know your still fighting the cause!! ..
  12. I'm sure my mate Peter fae the Londis at Bridgend said you were 5 hours behind!
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