fringo

Dictionary definition : "to Testiculate" to wave one's arms around wildly while talking bollocks

A new restaurant offered £100 to anyone who ordered a dish they couldn't supply. An old man went in and asked for giraffe's kneecaps on toast. The waiter returned with £100, saying, "You win - we're out of bread."

And could be a Hero

He looked injured and limped off.

Apologies if these have been done...............

Nice one. I've not dipped into this thread as often recently so I've lost track of the tracks. 😄

Is the TAMB back and working ?

An Irish woman went into a furriers and said: "I need a nice coat to keep me warm." The salesperson said: "Certainly, Madam, what fur?" The Irish woman replied: "I just told you, to keep me fecking warm."

Cheers for sharing that. Really enjoyed it. He comes across as a really decent, level headed lad. And pretty happy with life in Brighton.

The dog ran off last night, so there I was walking round the park calling his name for 20mins and still couldn't find him. My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo... Still can't find the dog.