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#16 fringo

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 01:52 PM

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"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."

#17 Dirk Douglas

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 04:12 PM

John Brown - The jakey mess of an actor that plays Les Battersby.

#18 fringo

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 04:55 PM

They have to make a film about this one day...

The cast:
David Murray - Robbie Coltraine
Craig Whyte - David Tennant
Charles Green - David Jason
Neil Doncaster - Harry Hill
Stewart Regan - Harry Enfield
Duff and Phelps - Canon and Ball
Big Hoose Must Stay Open Rangers supporter - big Boab from River City
John Bomber Brown - as himself...

Any others? Or better suggestions?


From 'Arry Enfield

Can I add Sandy Jardine - Unlucky Alf
History is littered with people whose luck has been their downfall, but Unlucky Alf makes most of them look like multiple lottery winners. Always grimly aware he’s about to be met with disaster, like a miner’s canary in an overcoat, Alf is never disappointed. Or always disappointed, electrocuted, drenched and insulted, in fact.

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Certain Rangers fans - The Self Righteous Brothers
Celebrities these days are so pampered they’d swear in front of YOUR kiddies without batting a perma-tanned eyelid. Thank goodness for these plain-speaking wrong righters, prepared to dress the stars down (in their absence) for any scenario they’ve utterly invented in their own mad heads. Phew, all may yet be well.

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Walter and Chic ? The Old Gits
Here we have two of the bitterest, meanest and down right sleaziest characters . These septuagenarians find great pleasure in other peoples misery, which must strike a chord with us all. Other people's misery just has that extra hilarity.

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Super Ally - Ron Manager
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John Brown shopping with the missus - Wayne and Waynetta Slob

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"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."

#19 Heuch Moray

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:12 PM

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It's not the thing you fling, it's the fling itself.

#20 colonel

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:15 PM

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:lol:


Eat Stoats.................#Porridgetothepeople


#21 Dalgety Bay TA

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:16 PM

From the oldies

Craig Whyte - Bela Lugosi
RangersTaxCase - Basil Rathbone
Charles Green and Ally McCoist - Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
Jim Traynor - Fatty Arbuckle

#22 fringo

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:16 PM

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:yikes3: Uncanny ! :yikes3:
"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."

#23 The Laud

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 06:14 PM

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Would the real Craig Whyte stand up.

#24 Mark frae Crieff

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 08:24 AM

The fans????
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i believe only Smarties have the answer..............


#25 Craigos

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 09:11 PM

Donald Findlay QC played by Shane McGowan (The Pogues)

The Fans - the studio audience from Stars In Their Eyes (they'll cheer any old shite)
Lord Nelson! Lord Beaverbrook! Sir Winston Churchill! Anthony Eden! Clement Attlee! Henry Cooper! Lady Diana! Maggie Thatcher! Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating!

#26 mariokempes56

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 09:13 PM

:yikes3: Uncanny ! :yikes3:

Yep one "loadsamoney" the other "loadsofshiite"